Ho,
Ho,
(Oops!)
Where's
the other
Ho?
Colt Man Big Roger Danik isn't too big to sit in Santa's lap! Santa can handle it. (apparently...) 
(Above) Here's how it works. Bring a toy for South Alabama CARES. Trade it for a ticket that could get your a cool prize from Colt Studios. Big Roger draws your ticket, then sit in Santa's lap and claim your prize... if you can get Roger to move...
(Left & below) Renegade Scott got some new clothes out of the deal. Sorry, Scott... we only had one size, but I'm sure it will shrink a little when you wash it...
Oh! What Fun It Is
to Ride!
(Above) Renegade Ed (white T) and Colt's Big Roger pose for a quick pic, while Leather Santa explores the meaning of "taunt". (Gettin' close to learning the mean of "taint", too...)
(Above) Partiers strain to see B-Bob's new computerized dance floor. If only that guy with the hat would move! And so he did... in many mysterious and gratifying ways.
Meanwhile, Back at the Party...
Skulls Continue to
Rummage through Santa's
Swollen, Bloated Sack
(Above) CJ, right, has a good laugh at Patrick's expense after pointing out Patrick neglected to wear pants to the party! Not to worry... A cleverly placed evening bag does the trick. Now that's a smart holiday look we can all appreciate!
(Below) Renegade Bubba proves to be the hit of the party after revealing his L.E.D. cornea implants. If one goes out, do they all go out? Discuss.
(Below) Renegade John serves delicious brownies. That's right, take one! Now, EAT it. ALL of it! Yes, that's good. And now, we wait...
(Below) An unidentified hand forces Patrick to stare intently into the microwave. But, then, that's just the kind of party it was.
